Assparade Samples

Alexis Texas is one voluptuous babe with a phat ass as the size of uhm, Texas. I am not sure if you readers will agree with me but me thinks she’s got the best set of ass, legs and tits to ever to ever grace our pages. And now let me tell you something what our boys discovered about  her too – this blond tart may be new in the biz, well, still an amateur at the time of this shoot – but she’s got the appetite and skills to beat the crap outta other big ass, big tits stars. Oh my, am  I allowed to say that? Did I just risk raising a stink?

One look man and you’ll think, “Wow, cow girl city!” and our boys just couldn’t wait to get their hands on cow girl ass. Thus coming across these fuck tarts – restraint was not the name of the game. Lasso them in now why don’cha? And that’s just what they did. Soon enough – jeans are being pulled down and pink phat cheeks are laid bare for our horny tards to ogle. Our boys got lucky again. Dang!

All it takes are two gorgeous blonde babes to make me go ga-ga. And what more if you put them together in a rug munching scene? Now talk about scenes that make you all red and flustered. Phoenix and Brianna are close friends who just happened to wander to Miami for their vacation. If we are to believe our porn universe logic, Phoenix fucks Preston so they can stay in the “Preston Mansion” for free. And as Ass Parade episodes go too, the bisexual action turns into a full blown orgy as Preston invites his bud Enzo. Pervs that we are, we’ll fall for anything, hook, line and sinker – all for the sake of getting off ourselves and satisfying our craving, prying minds.

True to our word of bringing you more than twice the fun – we again present three phat asses for yer voyeuristic pleasures. This time too, Preston pays tribute to Asian Kung Fu films. He pushes the envelope this time by incorporating role play bits into this shoot. Yup, there’s action, kids – and there’s romance too. At the end of the day, the bad guys loose and the good guys get the . Oh who am I kidding, even before the fight scene, the horny dudes were already down on the girls chomping on their dimsum.

Again straight from behind the scenes at AVN, here’s a  very randy exclusive worthy to beat a backstage pass any day. It is moments like this that make lugging a video camera all day long seem worthwhile. Luscious Lopez and friend Sarah Vendella get it on for the boys and for site ass-ficionados. There’s plenty of real, non-scripted action here. Right after indulging the fans with photo ops and autographs, the girls get quickly get a direct go on each other. Of course, who would be numb enough to let an opportunity like that go? Our Preston gets in for the fun, gets a grab of those phat asses and shoots a wad of thick cum in the end.  Once again, big tits ang big asses ruled the day.

Man! aren’t we just brimming with amateurs? Ass Parade brings us two amateur sluts from Miami, letting their hair and panties down for our camera. And boy, don’t we just love it. These two amateur babies put on a show with boy Preston right smack in the middle of it. Sometimes me thinks I’m in the wrong business – those bastards get a lot of pussy and smooth juicy asses without even really trying – just walk or drive around the streets and yer sure to snag yerself a couple o’ snatch. Anyways as far as any clips go – this belongs to our gallery of wank worthy updates – all screaming of pure ass delight.

Another amateur gets reeled into the parade. Meet Emma, fresh off the streets, caught by our ever watchful boy, Preston selling flowers. One look at her and you just know what caught Preston’s attention (and dick). Emma’s got one of the most amazing, curvy asses still untouched by porn. And luckily for these dudes, Emma’s not one to back out of an offer for a shot at her own fifteen minutes of fame. Well, you know what some sluts say, if you have it hun, flaunt it – and Emma was just all to eager to strip down to her raw Latina goods.

Olivia O’ Lovely. A name enough to send ships a sailin’; and a thousand pervy hearts a flutterin’. Who could blame them? Olivia’s one lovely bitch bequeathed with one of  porn’s  (even out of smut perhaps) kick ass set of tits and boo-tay. So even at the AVN and strolling around Las Vegas, cameras are sure to follow Ms. Olivia’s sweet behind – and sure enough, after a couple of hours checking out the city Olivia obliges for another kind of sight seeing. Later she gets down on her knees to show us what she can really do with those lips, mouth and ass. Oh yes, move over Angelina Jolie.

What better way to get things a-rippin’ here at Ass Parade but to give you not one or two but three phat asses you’d definitely want to tinker around with and yes, sink yer teeth (and cock) into: Karma, Melissa and Beauty Dior. While Melissa and Beauty Dior are already veterans and constant favorites, this is Karma’s first shoot thus puckering up for the camera came too intense for her. But Karma quickly rolls with the two pros, as she teases the camera. Thus, the pro and amateur combo made the trio scene a formidable and delicious showcase of bubble butts in action.